16.04 UK, 17.04 Spain, 14.04 Argentina.
Air Iberia 6845, 36046’ above the Atlantic, 3077 miles to Buenos Aires, 3430 miles from Madrid, 6 hours 11 minutes to destination.
Rising at 04.00, taxi call at 05.00, the M4 closed so we took the A4 to Heathrow Terminal Two. Speedy check-in but the longest queue to security I have seen at any airport, and this at 05.30. That’s the queue to the security queue, not security itself.
Air Iberia has improved since, in response to a question asked by Tony Bacon in 1991 at the EG Music Group offices, Blenheim House, Kings Road, Chelsea, during the last series of interviews conducted for EG:
TB: What advice would you give a young musician?
RF: Never fly Air Iberia.
TB: No, seriously.
RF: Seriously. Never ever fly Air Iberia.
Air Iberia was the airline where a stewardess was seen sitting on a jump seat, smoking, under the no smoking sign. Iberia changed ownership just over a year ago, and the effects are tangible.
I have travelled too far & too often on unhappy flights, with boobies rampant, twitching, sniffing & picking, to spend 14 hours in the air in a packed cattle class seat to any destination I can presently conceive; 21 years with Pan Am, 15 years with United, a loyal frequent flier on both (and many other lines flown as well).
Why is my chosen carrier today Air Iberia? Premium Economy on United from London > Buenos Aires was $2,500, Business Plus on Iberia $2,300. United would have me on 2 long-haul flights (routing I have travelled regularly): London > Washington, Washington > Buenos Aires. Problem is that passengers transiting in the US don’t transit in the US. They have the same procedures as if staying in the country: immigration, customs & then transit. If you arrive in the immigration hall at the queue-end of a full flight from Korea being processed, this can take 2 hours from entering immigration to leaving customs, before re-checking through security & going to your gate. That is, you will miss your connection (this is typed from experience). So, United > Buenos Aires is 2-3 hours check-in at Heathrow, 9 hours onboard, 2-3 hours changeover, 11 hours to BsAs EZE, arriving on the following day; and a night flying is a night’s sleep lost.
Air Iberia guaranteed Business Plus seat $2,300: 2 hours check in at London, 2.5 hours onboard to Madrid, transit with security re-check at Madrid, 12.5 hours onboard to BsAs. Here’s the joy: Business Plus is more like first class than standard business class, and today’s cabin has few passengers, perhaps only one quarter full, so I have 2 business seats – window + aisle. And much better equipment, much better food & in-flight facilities, fixed seats with internal slide-recline so the passenger in front doesn’t stick their seat in your face. Multiple movie choices, interactive screen, in-seat power connectors for computers for US plugs, so no pratting about with speciality connectors.
The Air Iberia culture continues to a degree. AI current NPU walk-on music has a 15-20 minute tape set to continuous-replay, beginning with an Iberian balladeer simpering Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes, followed by Satie’s Gymnopedie No.1 set to drum machine, then a Julie London – Barney Kessel Cry Me A River sound-alike - cycling on both flights! And when we took off from Madrid no-one turned it off! 90 minutes of this was close to Sonic Crime.
But, simpering balladeers aside, I am a happy boy.
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A good flight, then.
22.51 Apartment Quite Acceptable, Avenue Belgrano, Buenos Aires, Argentina
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… where several of the Team are staying. And supper is waiting.
The LCG have an informal performance for an invited audience, beginning about now. Unpacking & to bed for me.